Do you like sleeping on clouds? Do you like the soft touch of spring gently brushing your hair? Do you love your country? Doesn’t matter. You need this blanket. Wrap up with this adorable bear and quickly (if only for a minute) forget the last few years of trauma because adult life is so GD weird. Snuggle up, watch Love is Blind, eat some Wasabi Kraken Lays you can’t get at Albertsons here. The chocolate wafers, though? You can buy them but address them my way. I got dibbs.